Bed Time

by Kenneth Hoffman
(Morristown, NJ 07960 USA)

Her teeth are on the night stand,
Her hair is on the door.
On the table sits a curled up hand,
Her leg's waiting there on the floor.
Some fingernails crouch
Like a spider stuck fast,
Her eye looks out
Of a half-filled glass.
Her well-padded bra hangs over a chair;
If she removes one more thing (!)
I'll have to sleep over there!

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Dec 10, 2012
bed Time
by: Monica King

Made me laugh out loud....great poem.

Dec 21, 2011
by: Abbey

LOL that is halirious

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