Big Little Brother

My brother has a melon head
that fills the whole family with dread
he's my little baby brother
i wouldn't give him for another

i love him with all my heart
even though he can be so tart
he's so annoying, a little brat
but he's my brother, caring at that

That little whiner is just like a baby
he acts sometimes just like a lady
he's that one that is just weird
and all our pain is quite endeared

my brother is a nine year old,
that can be also quite cold,
he's also caring and loving and nice,
and that will just have to suffice.