by David Bridges
Donald Trump's a great guy. He's honest, kind and fair
He's generous and mild and meek, and blessed with lovely hair
His family are all so loyal and intellectual as can be
His daughter is an unplucked rose, so tender, pure and twee
His wife has never dug for gold and his workers love him dearly
He Trumps the cranks on climate change, a science expert? Clearly
Don knows that greed is good, he's shrewd, a fox that's old and wily
And Fox is where his his friends hang out, Sean, Kelly and O'Reilly
As you can see I love DT, and if you don't, F.U.!!!
So farewell for now, I have to go. Now can you pass that bag of glue?