by Mary Murphy
Am I a Fan?
Or just obsessed with certain manly actors?
Probably a bit of both
When you add up all the factors.
Firth and Bridges, Lewis, Crowe
I follow them where'er they go
Not too hard with Jeff, or Firth,
Or Russell C, who roams the earth.
Harder though with DDL.
He hides in Ireland's passes
And seldom travels into town
To feed the hungry masses.