Fightin' Irish

by K Hoffman
(Morristown, NJ , USA)

Why do people keep calling me Maggie?
It makes me feel just slightly gaggie.
I ask you not to use Meg or Peg -
And please don't call me Maggie
(I hate to beg)
So if you want me to answer
You must get it right,
Margaret's my name
Or we'll have to fight!