Flatulence and the Acting Profession

by Peter Stanford
(Sydney NSW Australia)

I rather like Sir John Gielgud
I've seen his work and it's real good
And he famously said that the name
Edward Woodward
The way a fart in the bath would
And if anyone would
Have so clearly understood
That the name
Edward Woodward
So good
It would
And it really only could
Have been Gielgud

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