Stephen was naked in the lounge.
On the sofa.
Eating his toast.
Dave came home from work early.
"Hi Dave. I-
I was just checking the upholstery.
Didn't think you'd be back from prison so soon.
What's it been,
This is not what he would have classed as a LOL.
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