HOW TO WIN FRIENDS...

by Vernon Waring
(King of Prussia, PA-USA)

When we got our swimming pool
We were bombarded with "friends"
Who popped up uninvited
And took over our weekends

The friends brought others with them
Strangers we didn't even know
Our popularity soared
Our circle began to grow

But were we being naive?
Were we playing the fool?
We finally learned the truth
When we drained the swimming pool