Howdy Doody

by LYN
(United States)

I gave my friend a dime
to see his mother climb
a giant forest pine
in almost record time

She couldn't get back down
she jumped and hit the ground
we thought she broke her crown
she didn't make a sound

We thought that she was dead
until she moved her head
we put her in a bed
and called our Dr. Ted

He said that she was fine
but it's not right to climb
a giant forest pine
for just a lousy dime

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