Its a no no

by jean charles
(uk.)

Why is it such a no no
When breaking wind
People look on in such disgust
And I know they do it
I know its a must
If you don't blow free
You'll have something to fear
But not as much as those standing near

You might even turn green
If you know what I mean
But the worst thing of all
Is not letting go
This I think you already know
To let go is a real delight
If you don't you could well ignite

All the streets for miles around
Had better watch out
When they hear the sound
For its like thunder when it roars
If you miss don't worry
There's sure to be more