Look Ma, No Hands

by Kenneth Hoffman
(Morristown, NJ , USA)

Where do the teenagers get their fashions?
With everyone else they seem to be clashin'.
The twenties brought in style dropped waists;
Now the dropped crotch is in good taste.
Tight sweaters were the rage in the forties,
Extra large tents are now considered jaunty.
A farmer wore jeans for their work as a digger;
Today with worldly teens, jeans are d'rigeur.
While I don't suggest they should all be frumps,
Why do they have to wear them all at once?