My Friend Reminds me...

by Tanner
(California)

my friend reminds me of poop,
a large giant chocolate scoop,
a giant scoop like ice cream,
chocolate flavored with jelly bean,

he is bratty like a cow pie,
he never gets dressed,
never wears a neck tie,
he isn't very responsible,
he can't make a kite flyable,

he isn't a good friend.

He eats like a slob,
he makes his parents sob,
his room is never neat,
he never cooks the meat, well,

well, he is still my friend,
and he does a lot of things like lending,
he teaches me new things,
but he hates it when i sings,

i try to teach him patience,
but he can't because of all his ignorance,
he isn't very good with the ladies,
he smells completely opposite of daisies,

but he is still my friend,
even when all we do is mend,
he has his ups and downs,
and sometimes he reminds me of a clown!

My friend is good,
my friend is nice,
but I'm not sure if he has lice.

my friend reminds me of poop,
a large giant chocolate scoop,
a giant scoop like ice cream,
chocolate flavored with jelly bean!