My Tiny Bikini

by Jan Jack
(Basingstoke, Hants, England)

My Tiny Bikini

Later today I’ve a trip to the beach
But I can’t find my costume; it’s not within reach,
I’ll just have to buy one, I whizz to the store,
And I buy a bikini, the one by the door,
It IS rather small; quite a tiny bikini,
With lovely thin strings just like pink fettucini,
I dive in the beach hut; now time to undress,
I take off my knickers, my tatty grey vest,
I open the bag with my brand new bikini,
It’s suddenly smaller; it’s looking quite teeny,
I undo the strings and I lay on the floor,
I pull and I push and I pull a bit more,
I lift up my bottom to minimise drop,
My tummy’s now hanging right over the top,
When I push it back in; it’s indeed very plain,
That my bottom has dropped out the back once again,
I exit the beach hut, I feel so exposed,
I feel like I’ve come out just wearing no clothes,
A lesson’s been learned, yes of that I’m quite sure,
Some swimwear is better, when left in the store...
©Jan Jack 2010

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Jul 12, 2012
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May 22, 2012
by: Anonymous

i was at school reading this and had shared it with my friends and got put out for distruption lawl LOL :)

Dec 14, 2011
Thank you
by: Jan Jack

So glad it made you smile.

I was ALWAYS in trouble at school :)

I have some more funny poetry on my webstite.

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Dec 13, 2011
by: Abbey [12 years old]

ok so im at school and read your poem in study hall and almost got kicked out and sent to the principals for class disruption. lol thank you for making me smile its really hard to do...

Jan 18, 2011
by: Fatma

haha Funny good poem though

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