My Worst Enemy

by Rachael Pace
(Somewhere on Earth)

He is as ugly as the monster in your worst dreams;
His eyes are like blazing balls of fire;
His hair is as fuzzy as a furball;
His voice sounds like a dying cow;
His nose is as pointy as a witch's;
His face looks like it is not even human;
His legs are like boulders, big and fat;
He walks like an obese giant;

He is my brother.