Piece o' Cake, My Patty Melt Is

by Karen
(Princeton, MN, USA)

Pru, my patty melt!
You sizzle and fry
I don't know why
You are
So shy.

If I
Wrap you
In cheese and a bun
Split in two
Will you
Nill you
Say you're complete?

Then let me taste
Let me chew
Dare I swallow
You whole!

O, Pru, my patty
O, Pru, my pet.
I promised the cake
She's next.