Rim Shot

by Kenneth Hoffman
(Morristown, NJ , USA)

The one time I got talked into buying some stock
Left me between a hard place and a rock.
Miss Piggy and Porky seem to get all the laughs
While the hog futures plummet and I take a bath.
If I don't have a boat I guess you can't rock it;
So I'd better not play down at the schlock market.

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