SHORT FUNNY LOVE POEMS
If there is one thing that men and women look for in a mate beyond the usual looks and stability, it is one's ability to take a light hearted, comical approach to life.
You will enjoy our collection of witty love poems.
Right Now
I want to wrap you in my arms
and hug with all my might,
then snuggle close beside you,
making love all through the night,
and in the morning whisper
tender words by dawn's first light.
I'd like to do that lots and lots--
let's start right now, all right?
Love Without End
I love you, love you, love you,
love-love-love-love-love-love-love you,
yes, I love you, truly love you,
oh, I love you very much.
(Second verse, same as the first.)
I love you, love you, love you…
You're My Smile
Some days suck and bring bad luck
with troubles by the load.
There's a pothole or a speed bump
every step along the road.
But here's the way I save the day--
I simply think of you.
That burst of sunshine makes me smile
and helps me make it through.
Sweet Misery
When I fell in love with you,
it made a wreck of me.
I feel so dazed and dizzy
that it's hard for me to see.
I get too hot and sweat a lot.
I hardly eat a bite.
My pulse beats like a kettle drum
and keeps me up at night.
My stomach hurts and I go down
as if I've got the bends.
Love's causing me sweet misery--
I hope it never ends!
Proper Treatment
I thought love had it in for me,
it didn't treat me nice.
It kicked my butt and ran me down
and crushed me in its vice.
Love would do me in, I knew.
What saved me from that fate?
You came into my life, of course,
and now love treats me great!