by Shirley Munafo
(Cincinnati, Ohio)

Thank heavens I get along with myself'
Because I am alone almost everyday.
I do my own thing and I'm very contented.
Oh! I do have a dog, I almost forgot to say.

I truly thank the good Lord for her company.
She doesn't care a hoot what ever I do.
As long a I share whatever I'm eating.
Can be a carrot or preferably beef stew.

Not all humans are like this as I've learned,
As they get all bent out of shape most times.
So I have found the secret to why folks love dogs,
When it comes to food they will eat most any kinds.

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