The Fly Swatter

by Gaye Hemsley
(New Zealand)


There once was a man who loved to swat flies
Especially when they landed on his wife’s thighs
He said, ‘Sorry my dear’.
But I don’t really care;
They’re aiming towards your yummy mince pies’.

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I agree
by: Anonymous

Thanks for your comment. I'll be posting some more limericks on from my book 'Nana Gaye's Little Book of Limericks. Chhers Gaye

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DURN FLIES
by: G CAMPOS

The only thing I have ever killed suffering no
remorse are those pesky flies which were created
by Satan not God.....

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