The Football Team

by Alex
(England)

The football team was:
Chaotic,
With Gerard Gunsen out in goal,
and Peter Lemin snitching on the strikers scoring goals.
Malarkey was the manager,
Putting midgets on the wing!

Dear, oh, dear, the football team,
You couldn’t get much worse,
Turn them all to animals, for the better, not for worse.