The Massive Bum

by Alex

It's big alright
It is in your face 24/7
It's big and round and never goes down
She needs size XXXXXXXXL undies to fit this rather large proportion in
When she goes to the toilet she can't fit
So she goes and digs a hole

She is my cow Daisy

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Jun 14, 2012
by: Anonymous

that was so funy I thought it was about a woman but then when i read the last line i found out that it was actually talking about a cow

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